Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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