Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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