Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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