Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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