You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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