In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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