Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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