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  • 63 30
    Submitted by hooah33 on May 7, 10 at 2:22pm
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    Congrats. You'll be 'that guy' from now on

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Ghost32 on May 7, 10 at 3:24pm
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    Butt pee! Holy bejesus that's funnier than the text itself. Thanks Lebron Elbow.

  • 59 47
    Submitted by HSA on May 7, 10 at 5:15pm
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    As a massive death metal nerd, I find this hilarious.

  • 55 40
    Submitted by 69_Charger on May 7, 10 at 4:17pm
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    It's funny cus it was a chick

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Aperdedor on May 8, 10 at 1:24am
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    Best comment ever

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 7, 10 at 2:19pm
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    did you have butt pee?

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Bassnote_1 on May 7, 10 at 2:35pm
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    You failed to include a body count.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Ag3ofColossus on May 7, 10 at 5:35pm
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    You should have recorded it and actually used it as an intro to a death metal song. I'd buy it

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Trina on May 7, 10 at 3:19pm
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    Pfffffft HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Omg that's hilarious!!!

  • 45 52
    Submitted by blackmetalcore on May 8, 10 at 2:37pm
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    None of you know death metal

    • 52 54
      Submitted by HSA on May 8, 10 at 11:13pm
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      Some of us do, Obituary, Morbid Angel, Demilich, Incantation, all kick ass, and I could go on. It's a TFLN, man, mellow out.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 9:22pm
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    Nope. Pretty sure ur speakin for all of us on the Allen issue here. U forgot to mention we want him to die tho

  • 39 48
    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 7, 10 at 6:12pm
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    roflmao

  • 48 66
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 7, 10 at 2:16pm
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    I'm so honored to be first. I'd like to thank my mom and my best friend and of course, tfln for allowing me to do this.

    • 51 47
      Submitted by BloodyxCape on May 7, 10 at 7:23pm
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      this might have been better if you actually were first... probably not. get a life

      • 29 62
        Submitted by purpleispretty on May 7, 10 at 7:30pm
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        Hahah I was just making fun of people who say first. An actually I was going to be first but while I typed someone else commented.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by jordandanielle12 on May 7, 10 at 2:15pm
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    Hahahah

  • 22 18
    Submitted by courtchronic on Sep 12, 11 at 4:27pm
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    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

  • 20 20
    Submitted by sammirey on Aug 11, 11 at 6:00pm
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    This sounds like something Taylor would do on break at sams club. I love my area code.