you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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