So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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