Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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