Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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