i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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