dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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