I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Randomize