i don't plan on having that self control this summer
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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