The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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