i think i have two assholes
His hands were made for my vagina.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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