Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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