i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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