i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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