My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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