She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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