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  • 52 30
    Submitted by SDBear2011 on Nov 25, 12 at 12:39pm

    Creepy!

  • 52 34
    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 25, 12 at 12:46pm

    I feel like this is a metaphor for something, but I don't want to think about it too closely.

    • 44 28
      Submitted by porksword on Nov 25, 12 at 6:55pm

      He did nothing for her lower 47%?

      • 39 32
        Submitted by plygtr85 on Nov 25, 12 at 8:50pm

        hehehehe good call.

  • 55 40
    Submitted by highasballs on Nov 25, 12 at 12:43pm

    Republicans don't get head. Try a Clinton mask next time...bill or Hilary it doesn't matter.

  • 47 30
    Submitted by NikkiNik on Nov 25, 12 at 12:19pm

    Ew man ew...

  • 41 35
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 25, 12 at 2:59pm

    Winning

  • 39 36
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 26, 12 at 12:54am

    At least he didn't pitch a d20 going for his saving throw vs. orgasm.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by mlfiore2005 on Nov 25, 12 at 11:47pm

    I thought I was the only one with this fantasy... Thank you, TFLN!

  • 14 12
    Submitted by highasballs on May 2, 13 at 5:27pm

    he's not role playing. he just wanted some head, silly hoes must be highasballs