She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I would ride that face into the sunset
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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