Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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