I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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