We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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