I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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