she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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