You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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