Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So much rum. So many feels.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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