i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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