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  • 96 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:10am

    10:41 amen !!

  • 91 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:41am

    8:53... There is nothing wrong w/ being a virgin @ 18

  • 98 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:25am

    The food there is delicious. I hope you at least had a meal before you started to act like a jackass and got hauled off to jail to be anally raped.

  • 90 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:53am

    This isn't even funny, let alone plausible

  • 88 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:35pm

    Epic

  • 84 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:10am

    Changs spicy chicken please !!

  • 88 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:53am

    Nothing new, another fake text. I'm thinking about 40% of all texts are fake. Stupid 13 year olds ruining it for 18 people this site was for. Gtfo if your balls haven't dropped and if you're still a virgin.

  • 91 95
    Submitted by shamrawk70 on Feb 16, 10 at 8:45am

    Whatever, douchebag. You JUST got arrested, and somehow you're texting with your hands handcuffed BEHIND YOUR BACK.

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:21am

    Haha my friend asked the waiter for a dime bag there he didnt think it was as funny as we did..

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:45am

    Right.... and they let u keep your phone to send text messages. Liar

  • 82 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:22am

    Chinese new year was feb 14th retard

    • 79 77
      Submitted by zinger on Feb 16, 10 at 10:19am

      Some texts take a while to get approved on the site, retard.

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:39pm

    617 is Boston... Which is on the east coast...

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:00pm

    In this dumbasses defense, Chinese new year was one day before this was posted. But I still know op is lying about the arrest. They take your phone and your hands are cuffed behind your back. Go get arrested before you claim you've been arrested.

    • 71 83
      Submitted by sakiboy on Feb 19, 10 at 12:39am

      i take it you've been arrested? i've been sat in a cop car many a time without cuffs

  • 63 72
    Submitted by iamme5timesfast on Feb 28, 10 at 12:58pm

    I actually know who this is. lawl

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:29am

    I want to try pf changs. Stupid northwest with no pf changs.

    • 87 79
      Submitted by seriouslynow on Feb 19, 10 at 4:00am

      where the f in the northwest are you from? i'm in seattle and i have eaten at numerous pf changs in the state of washington.

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:59am

    You can get arrested and still have your phone and not be cuffed. How many times have YOU been arrested?! Obviously not enough.