found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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