i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Four minutes until I can fart!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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