I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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