he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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