well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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