i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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