No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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