just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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