Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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