Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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