I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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