No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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