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  • 75 44
    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:38pm

    Once you've been divorced three times, it's not only logical to brand that person a lunatic, but it's mandatory.

  • 74 60
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:37pm

    In Soviet pretzel, pretzel divorces you. THAT high. Last.

  • 66 45
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:31pm

    ANYTHING you do with someone divorced three times is asking for trouble.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 16, 10 at 2:45pm

    sounds like a fun one night stand, anything you do after that is just asking for trouble, good luck buddy make the right choice.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 2:52am

    To whom it may concern, Firsty is always Firsty. Doesn't matter what the post is. Usually something so unnecessary sometimes, that the comments save us from boredom. Ok?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 16, 10 at 2:35pm

    Eighty eight

    • 56 46
      Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 16, 10 at 2:37pm

      would that be the number of black males you've allowed to violate you?

  • 52 61
    Submitted by BRiANAA on Jul 16, 10 at 4:18pm

    Firsty stfu.

    • 50 51
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 5:23pm

      you /just/ said you were Firsty on another topic: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-18736.html

  • 45 52
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:56pm

    Im so last this post was a day ago..

  • 43 53
    Submitted by mustardplug420 on Apr 6, 11 at 12:02am

    yea i love to watch things claw eachother to death. turn away from this toothless trash bag and run, man!

  • 50 67
    Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Jul 16, 10 at 5:44pm

    Sounds like a trailer park queen

  • 44 72
    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 16, 10 at 9:42pm

    call me ;) seven oh sevensixtwoeight2939

  • 48 88
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 4:17pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

    • 42 42
      Submitted by Greatness on Jul 16, 10 at 9:14pm

      soooooo funny everytime