She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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