New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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