Why is it even a question if this is a high or a low? It's an effing cat. Did you want him to wipe your ass for you? Sometimes cats sneeze, sometimes they don't. Sometimes they stay in the bathroom with you, sometimes they don't.
new high or new low may be the lamest shit i've ever heard.. like how it's catching on, i don't get it.. none of my friends say that.
asking new high / new low IS the new low.
K, 'NEW HIGH/NEW LOW' DOESN'T EVEN WORK FOR THIS ONE. It's not a skill to be able to take a shit while your cat walks in, sneezes and leaves.
What, was your cat supposed to say something to you?
If it were a text sent by your cat though...
"New high or new low? I opened the door and walked in on my owner taking a shit, looked at them, sneezed and left."
It's already better than the original text.
I agree with the peeps saying that funnier texts don't make it on. This text is fuckin dumb, and it embarrasses me that its from my area code. Wake the fuck up mods. No one says "New high or new low?" EVER
Lmao. People are really getting pissed off because of this text, aren't they. You either find this kind of funny or you don't. But the people who take TFLN so seriousy are LOSERS!
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