just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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