I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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