giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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