We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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